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having unarmed guests is essential for your event to run smoothly! In-security is therefore necessitous on the entrance to any event where the safety of the guests is considered to be fairly high.

In today's hi tech society, a small bazooka can easily be covertly concealed into an earring, a lipstick case or a small van.

A lazer guided rocket launcher with up to twenty (20) missiles can be controlled from an innocent looking cigarette case, electronic car key fob or a motor home.

Even a harmless looking umbrella could be a lethal blowpipe, and if you think it doesn't happen, then think again.

In-security gives you peace of mind and guarantees that none (0) of the above will slip through our system, without us first giving them a thorough inspection.

Watch with delight as your bemused guests go through our ridiculous airport style security procedures.

As they pass through our electronic doorframe, the alarm, which we have control of should you wish to target specific guests, is secretly triggered by one (1) of our staff, the surprised guest is then taken to one (1) side for (4) a closer look at their hidden weaponry.

Using a combination of real and fake bleeping instruments the cause for concern is often not found.

Occasionally, a guard will break from the main pack bawling distorted instructions through a megaphone; another may skirt the area with a heavy rubber army torch.

When guests are safely through the in-security check, most of them will have a tale to (2) tell of their unusual experience.

A standard procedure includes three (3) security guards.

We can supply our free (3) standing, battery operated in-security system anywhere, of any size and, depending on budget, up to 8 (eight) security staff.

In-security guards, armed with real walkie-talkies, heavy rubber army torches, bleeping things and a code of strict security rules are also ideal for comedy walkabout at exhibitions, product launches or festivals.

Recent items found - sawn off pea shooter, afro razor comb, futuristic laser pointy thing, m13 (thirteen) rapid fire assault rifle, some really tiny radio equipment.

» Previous Clients

• Pizza Hut
• Phillips
• Ford
• Mercedes Benz
• Budwieser
• Royal Bank Of Scotland
• Prudential
• United Biscuits
• Honda
• Institute Of Directors
• Federation Of Small Businesses
• Tnt
• Microsoft
• British Airways
• Thorn Emi
• Hfc
• Bafta
• Axa Ppp
• Virgin Atlantic
• Coca Cola
• Commodore
• Reuters
• Hitachi
• Walkers Smiths
• Yellow Pages
• Virgin Mobile
• 3 Network
• Bbc Radio 1
• Pg Tips
• O2
• Nokia
• Peugeot
• Polaroid
• Daily Telegraph
• Lloyds Tsb
• United Distillers
• Tetra Pak
• Rolls Royce
• Eurostar
• Hp
• Imagination
• J. Walter Thompson
• Jack Morton
• Sky Television
• Motorola
• Whitbread
• Disney
• Danone
• Warner Brothers
• Olympus
• British Gas
• Rank Xerox
• Bp
• Levi Strauss
• K3
• Vw Audi
• Silent Night
• Unibond
• Canon
• Bupa
• Nationwide Building Society
• Vodafone
• Wickes
• Happy Eater
• Sketchleys
• Price Waterhouse
• Natwest
• Eaton Electrical
• Financial Times
• Daily Mail
• Vileda
• Kleeneze
• Calor Gas
• Saatchi & Saatchi
• Bt
• Drp Group
• Virgin Media
• Combined Insurance
• Gala Bingo
• Pernod Ricard
• Granada Studios
• Cadbury
• Orange
• And Many More!

» Testimonials

Every time the detector passed over my right shoulder it bleeped and I was accused of concealing a grenade in my armpit".

"They discovered a hidden compartment in my boot I didn't know I had."

"They found a craft knife in my beard."

"I was accused of carrying small arms and several calls had to be made to the host to check my identity, even though I am a huge celebrity."

» Set Formats

Spoof Security Offer:

Up To 2 Hours Of Comedy Larking Around!

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